Wednesday, 4 April 2018

The Bookshelves of 221b

The Bookshelves of 221b

The importance of books to the inhabitants of 221b Baker Street has been commented on before by better Holmesians than me. (Most notable is the wonderful 1953 work by Madeleine B. Stern titled Sherlock Holmes: Rare Book Collector” to which I am indebted.) But I feel it bears repeating.
Early on we find that books are a heavy feature of Holmes’s residence. In SCAN Watson informs us that since he left to marry Mary Morstan, Holmes remained at Baker Street “buried among his old books”. In SIGN we discover his interest in antique tomes when we are told Holmes “raised his eyes languidly from the old black-letter volume which he had opened.” (Black-letter refers to a typeface which was found in printed works from the 12th to the 17th Centuries.) Upon his return from death in EMPT he soon acquires an armful of books as part of his bookseller disguise. In short, there is a great deal of evidence to back up the idea of Holmes as a bibliophile.

It seemed to me that there might be much to be learned by identifying the books we might find on the shelves of 221b and with that in mind I set about spotting as many as I could within Canon. There were several different types of book to be discovered. The first distinction is between books which are explicitly named, those which are strongly suggested and those which merely seem likely. There are also several different types of books referred to; there are those which belong at 221b, Holmes’s own monographs, the books encountered in other locations during the adventures and the many mentions of Holmes or Watson’s notebooks, index books, common place books and scrapbooks. Here I am only interested in the books that might be encountered at 221b. At the beginning of CARD, during his display of mind reading, Holmes says to Watson “Your eyes flashed across to the unframed portrait of Henry Ward Beecher which stands upon the top of your books.” Note he states “your books.” The fellows keep their books separately then; there must be a shelf for Watson’s books and a shelf for Holmes’s. The references to Whitaker’s Almanac in VALL also seem to point to a third shelf of shared books, for the purchase of it is described with a plural pronoun: “we have very properly laid in the new almanac”.

I intend, then, to identify as many volumes as I can, give my reasoning and then assign them to their correct shelves. I suspect that this may prove incredibly tedious for most readers so, once this is done, I shall provide a nice neat list of these books and subsequently some comments and conclusions. Feel free to skip ahead to these sections. I certainly would if I could. I will start with the explicitly mentioned books.

PART ONE
The Evidence

The Bradshaw gets mentions in two stories; COPP and VALL. This refers to Bradshaw’s Monthly Railway Guide initiated by George Bradshaw; an impressive compilation of railway time-tables. In VALL it is suggested as an example of a book everyone would have in their homes. In COPP this omnipresence is demonstrated when Watson consults it. He describes himself “glancing over my Bradshaw”, so I will place it upon the Watson shelf.

Another reference book is mentioned in 3GAR: “The telephone directory lay on the table beside me”. This could refer to either the one by The Telephone Company Ltd or The Edison Telephone Company of London as both had started publishing directories in 1880 and this story is set in 1902. Either way, The Telephone Directory belongs on the communal shelf.

In VALL we find two editions of the same publication; Whitaker’s Almanac. This is the reference book they use to solve Porlock’s cipher. If we agree with Baring-Gould that the story is set in 1888, this would mean they had the 1887 and 1888 editions of the book. As discussed above, they would be found on the communal shelf.

In RETI Holmes uses Crockford’s Clerical Directory to select the poor J C Elman for an unwanted visit from Watson and Josiah Amberley. This is a reference book put together by John Crockford detailing churches and clerics of the Anglican Church and was referred to twice by Holmes as “my Crockford” so it belongs on the Holmes shelf.

In STUD Holmes shows off a book he “picked up at stall yesterday”. He describes it as “De Jure inter Gentes - published in Latin at Liege in the Lowlands, in 1642.” As Stern argues so well, this is surely De Jure Inter Gentes by Richard Zouch (despite being dated eight years before the book was published). There is no doubt that this book belong on the Holmes Shelf.

In BOSC Holmes cuts the conversation short with “And now here is my pocket Petrarch, and not another word shall I say of this case until we are on the scene of action.” I see no reason to disagree with Stern that this addition to the Holmes shelf is the Il Petrarca by Francesco Petrarca, published in 1550.

Towards the end of LION, Holmes reveals a little volume “which first brought light into what might have been forever dark. It is Out of Doors, by the famous observer, J. G. Wood.” Although LION is set after the days of 221b, the hunt for the book in a garret of his retirement home suggests books which he brought to Sussex from the Holmes shelf in London and which were not subsequently properly unpacked.

The stories of Dupin the detective by Edgar Allen Poe are mentioned in STUD but we know for certain that a copy exists in 221b because in CARD Holmes tells Watson “that some little time ago … I read you the passage in one of Poe's sketches in which a close reasoner follows the unspoken thoughts of his companion”. Much though this shows Holmes reading the book, in STUD he shows a great deal of contempt for Dupin. I believe the book is Watson’s copy of Tales by Edgar Allen Poe which was published in 1845 and contains all three Dupin stories.

Leaving Watson in the lurch in SIGN Holmes offered him a copy of The Martyrdom of Man by William Winwood Reade saying “Let me recommend this book, one of the most remarkable ever penned.”. Certainly from the Holmes shelf then.

In HOUN Watson looks up James Mortimer in his “Medical Directory” this would be The Medical Directory published by the General Medical Council. It was a directory first published in 1845 which gave an impressive amount of information on doctors and medical practitioners, such as we find on the “humble M.R.C.S.” a paragraph later. It is to be found on the Watson shelf.

Another of Watson’s books is Scènes de la Vie de Bohème by Henri Murger. In STUD he describes himself “skipping over the pages of Henri Murger's Vie de Bohème” while waiting for Holmes to return to 221b.

There are plenty of other books which, while not specifically named, are very heavily implied in The Canon.

During his investigation of the events at Birlstone Manor in VALL Holmes tells us “I have been reading a short but clear and interesting account of the old building, purchasable at the modest sum of one penny from the local tobacconist.” This book would most certainly have returned to 221b to be placed upon the Holmes shelf. The title of this book only becomes apparent once you are aware that Birlstone Manor is in reality Groombridge Manor House in Groombridge, East Sussex. (The explanation for this can be found in The Game is Afoot by David L Hammer. In short, The Literary Agent stated this as fact.) The book can only be Groombridge Place, Kent by Mrs Charles N Streatfield which was published in 1879 and would certainly have been available in local shops. The author’s real name was Sophia Charlotte Streatfield and she was also a published poet.

Similar reasoning can be applied to the Manor House of Hurlstone. Describing the house Musgrave says to Holmes “Possibly you have seen pictures and read descriptions of the famous old building…” If we accept David L Hammer’s identification of the manor as Danny House, Hurstpierpoint, West Sussex then the most likely book Holmes could have read about it in is The Worthies of Sussex by Mark Anthony Lower (1865). It does contain a brief description of the house and a couple of lovely pictures but was not a widely published book. It seems unlikely that Musgrave would assume Holmes had read the book, so I believe he must have noticed Holmes owned a copy. Musgrave also decribed Brunton the butler as something of a Don Juan leading me to believe he also spied a copy of the epic 1821 poem Don Juan by Lord Byron on Holmes’s shelves.

While disguised as a bookseller in EMPT, Holmes employs several books as part of his disguise. It is entirely reasonable to suppose that these are books which he had acquired for his disguise shortly after his return from the Great Hiatus and which would soon end up on his shelf at 221b. The first is mentioned twice. Watson describes it upon first meeting the bookseller - “I observed the title of one of them, The Origin of Tree Worship” in fact he only saw part of the title. Later, still in disguise, Holmes suggests Watson should buy some of the books; “Maybe you collect yourself, sir; here's British Birds, and Catullus, and The Holy War--a bargain every one of them.” It seems then that the Catullus in question is The Attis of Caius Valerius Catullus: Translated Into English Verse, with Dissertations on the Myth of Attis, on the Origin of Tree-worship, and on the Galliambic Metre by Grant Allen published in 1892. I propose that British Birds would be British Birds in Their Haunts by Rev C. A. Johns published in 1893. The Holy War would be The Holy War Made by King Shaddai Upon Diabolus, to Regain the Metropolis of the World, Or, The Losing and Taking Again of the Town of Mansoul by John Bunyan. A version was published by Frederick Warne and Co in 1892. My reasoning for all three is that EMPT takes place in 1894. Having had sufficient time pass to be read and discarded, all three of these books would be readily available at any second hand book dealer just as Holmes was putting his disguise together.

Unable to find an actual American Encyclopaedia to correspond to the one in FIVE in which Holmes reads up on the Ku Klux Klan, I am forced to agree with Stern: “The International Cyclopedia (New York 1885), which contains an article on the Klan, was possibly the work in question.”

In DEVI we are told that Holmes’s original intention in Cornwall in 1897 was to work on a theory that the ancient Cornish language was akin to the Chaldean, and had been largely derived from the Phoenician traders in tin. To this end he received a “consignment of books upon philology”. He was mistaken in this theory, as he no doubt eventually realised, but he still got himself those reference books. While it is difficult to be certain of his choices two books seem, to me, inevitable: A Cornish Dictionary (1887) by F. W. P. Jago and Grammar of the dialects of vernacular Syriac: as spoken by the Eastern Syrians of Kurdistan, north-west Persia, and the Plain of Mosul: with notices of the vernacular of the Jews of Azerbaijan and of Zakhu near Mosul by Arthur John Maclean (1895).

In PRIO “Holmes shot out his long, thin arm and picked out Volume "H" in his encyclopaedia of reference.” in which he looks up a short biography of the Duke of Holdernesse. This does not appear to be Holmes’s own “Good Old Index”, it sounds a lot more like the Encylopedia Britannica. The ninth edition was published from 1875 to 1889 and is considered a landmark edition. Given that PRIO is set in 1901, this is the edition likely to be found on the Holmes shelf.

Stern makes a strong case for The Continental Gazetteer which Holmes consults in SCAN being The Gazetteer of the World compiled by Thomas C Jack. I also agree with her that this is probably the same volume which is consulted about the Andaman Islands in SIGN. In SCAN the book is very clearly described as being taken down from the Holmes shelf.

As previously mentioned, in VALL Sherlock and Watson try to guess which book Porlock has used for his cipher. Sherlock tells Watson that “the book is one which he thought I would have no difficulty in finding for myself. He had it--and he imagined that I would have it, too. In short, Watson, it is a very common book.” This suggests that their subsequent guesses as to the book are extremely likely to be be books which they own. Apart from those already covered above, there are two more; Watson suggests The Bible and Holmes suggests and dismisses the dictionary. The most popular dictionary of the time would have been A Dictionary of the English Language by Samuel Johnson and the 221b copy would have resided on the communal shelf. The Bible seems likely to be a Holmes shelf book. Holmes’s admits in CROO that his “biblical knowledge is a trifle rusty”. (One assumes this is a reference to the book, not his celibate lifestyle.) However, Watson never shows any knowledge of The Bible, so it seems reasonable to place it with the man who at least has read some Christian doctrine.

Later in VALL Holmes likens Moriarty to Jonathon Wild; “Jonathan Wild wasn't a detective, and he wasn't in a novel. He was a master criminal, and he lived last century--1750 or thereabouts.” Clearly Holmes is well up on Wild. The books he must have on his shelf are A True & Genuine Account of the Life and Death of the Late Jonathan Wild by Daniel Defoe and The Life and Death of the Late Jonathan Wild, the Great by Henry Fielding.

In BOSC Holmes breaks off conversation about the case with Watson saying “And now let us talk about George Meredith, if you please, and we shall leave all minor matters until to-morrow.” The suggestion is that they are both familiar with Meredith, but as it is Holmes who raises the subject, I believe the book under discussion would be one Holmes had recently acquired for his own shelf. BOSC is set in June 1888 so Meredith’s most recent publication would have been Ballads and Poems of Tragic Life which was published the previous year. I dismiss A Reading of Earth (1888) on two counts; firstly it was not published until later in the year and secondly what the deuce was the solar system to Holmes?

Early in NOBL, Holmes looks up his client, Lord St Simon; “He picked a red-covered volume from a line of books of reference beside the mantelpiece.” He then reads out an impressive biography of the nobleman. There can be no doubt from the description of the book and St Simon’s heraldry that this is Debrett's Peerage, Baronetage, Knightage and Companionage (illustrated with 1400 Armorial bearings) edited by Robert H Mair. It would either be the 1887 or 1888 edition. I believe that this cannot be a communal volume or Watson would have known it and called it a Debrett’s rather than simply a red-coloured volume. Therefore this is a book from the Holmes shelf.

In WIST we are told that Holmes says “With a spud, a tin box, and an elementary book on botany, there are instructive days to be spent.” and that “He prowled about with this equipment himself, but it was a poor show of plants which he would bring back of an evening.” Clearly Holmes had such a book on his shelf and I believe it would have been the popular 1851 book Flowers of the Field by Rev Charles Alexander Johns.

After glancing over the letters of Hosmer Angel in IDEN Holmes comments that there is “Absolutely no clue in them to Mr. Angel, save that he quotes Balzac once.” Holmes is clearly familiar with Balzac so it is reasonable to suppose that his shelf contains La Comédie Humaine by Honoré de Balzac.

In GREE, the tale starts with Holmes and Watson discussing several subjects, including “atavism and hereditary aptitudes”. Given his knowledge of the subject and his interest in criminology it seems inevitable that Holmes would have a copy of L'Uomo Delinquente by Cesare Lombroso on his shelf. The book was published in 1876, twelve years before Holmes and Watson had their chat. Lombroso popularised the idea of criminal behaviour being an atavistic trait.

In SIGN there is a discourse between Holmes and Watson on Jean Paul and Carlyle which suggest both men are up on these philosophers:
“How small we feel with our petty ambitions and strivings in the presence of the great elemental forces of nature! Are you well up in your Jean Paul?”
“Fairly so. I worked back to him through Carlyle.”
“That was like following the brook to the parent lake … There is much food for thought in Richter.”
Holmes here is talking about Jean Paul Friedrich Richter and his analect The Grandeur of Man in His Littleness. This can be found in The Campaner Thal: And Other Writings which must have been on Holmes’s shelf. Given Holmes’s dismissal of Thomas Carlyle it seems likely that his books would be found on Watson’s shelf. There were two articles on Richter in his Miscellanies so this must have been among them. It is also interesting to note that in STUD Holmes claims not to know who Carlyle is but then quotes him soon after; “They say that genius is an infinite capacity for taking pains.” Perhaps Holmes’s familiarity with Carlyle came from his Translations From The German which contained translations of Jean Paul.

At the start of FIVE “Sherlock Holmes sat moodily at one side of the fireplace cross-indexing his records of crime, while” Watson “at the other was deep in one of Clark Russell's fine sea-stories”. His enthusiasm for Russell suggests that Watson would have had all three of the novels he published that year (1887) on his shelf: A Book for the Hammock, The Frozen Pirate and The Golden Hope. They are all sea-stories.

Early in their co-habitation, Watson and Holmes discuss the merits of Lecoq:
"Have you read Gaboriau's works?" I asked. "Does Lecoq come up to your idea of a detective?"
Sherlock Holmes sniffed sardonically. "Lecoq was a miserable bungler," he said, in an angry voice.
Clearly Watson rates Émile Gaboriau’s Monsieur Lecoq more highly that Holmes. It would be on Watson’s shelves that we would find his stories in L'Affaire Lerouge (1866 -The Lerouge Case), Le Crime d'Orcival (1867 - The Crime at Orcival), Le Dossier No. 113 (1867 -File No. 113), Les Esclaves des Paris (1868 - The Slaves of Paris), Monsieur Lecoq (1869) and Le Petite Vieux des Batingoles (1876 - The Little Old Man of Batignoles) which contained Une Disparition (or A Disappearance).

In 3GAR Holmes remarks that “it is not part of your profession to carry about a portable Newgate Calendar in your memory” inferring that Holmes does carry a portable Newgate Calendar in his memory. The only way he could do such a thing is if he had actually read both The Newgate Calendar and The New Newgate Calendar as published by Andrew Knapp and William Baldwin. Therefore both these works must have been on the Holmes shelf.

When writing up his first adventure with Holmes in STUD, Watson semi-fictionalised the back story of Jefferson Hope in Utah for the second half of the book. In order to do this he must have done some research on the Mormons and Brigham Young. He would, then, have had on his shelf Diary of Brigham Young by Brigham Young (1857) and The Book of Mormon by Joseph Smith. Although I hesitate to say how useful he would have found them.

There are also several books which were written by villains in the adventures. While investigating these characters, Holmes almost certainly acquired copies of them which would subsequently remain upon the Holmes shelf. Although a couple of titles are best guesses, they can all be quickly listed as follows: Binomial Theorem by Professor James Moriarty, The Dynamics of an Asteroid by Professor James Moriarty, Heavy Game of the Western Himalayas by Colonel Sebastian Moran, Three Months in the Jungle by Colonel Sebastian Moran and Eastern Pottery by Baron Adelbert Gruner.

Then there are quite a few books which are suggested as being fairly likely due to brief mentions or quotations in The Canon.

In NOBL describes how the men delivering the meal at the end of the adventure “vanished away, like the genii of the Arabian Nights”. This suggests Watson owned a copy of the tales. Given that NOBL takes place in 1888 the most likely version is The Supplemental Nights to the Thousand Nights and a Night translated by Richard Francis Burton which was published 1886-1888. By the standards of the time this was quite a risque version of the tales, which would probably suit John “Three Continents” Watson. This suggests that in Summer of that year when Watson is “smoking a last pipe and nodding over a novel” (CROO) the book he is nodding over is this same one.

In BOSC Holmes in conversation with Watson says “I never hear of such a case as this that I do not think of Baxter's words, and say, 'There, but for the grace of God, goes Sherlock Holmes.'”. The original quote is not actually attributable to Richard Baxter (despite his many references to “the Grace of God”). It is more usually said to orginate with John Bradford. An early citation of this is found in A Treatise on Prayer by Edward Bickerstaff (1819) a half-read copy of which could be found on the Holmes shelf.

When in NOBL Holmes says “Circumstantial evidence is occasionally very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk, to quote Thoreau's example” he is referring to his copy of Excursions by Henry David Thoreau.

In STUD Holmes asks Watson “Do you remember what Darwin says about music?” We may answer that what Charles Darwin says about music is “When we treat of sexual selection we shall see that primeval man, or rather some early progenitor of man, probably first used his voice in producing true musical cadences, that is in singing, as do some of the gibbon-apes at the present day; and we may conclude from a widely-spread analogy, that this power would have been especially exerted during the courtship of the sexes,—would have expressed various emotions, such as love, jealousy, triumph,—and would have served as a challenge to rivals. It is, therefore, probable that the imitation of musical cries by articulate sounds may have given rise to words expressive of various complex emotions.” And he says it in Holmes’s copy of The Decent of Man.

Twice in SIGN Holmes quotes his copy of Faust by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe. “Wir sind gewohnt dass die Menschen verhöhnen was sie nicht verstehen.” translates as “We are used to people mocking what they do not understand.” and describes the sarcastic attitude of Athelney Jones. “Schade dass die Natur nur einen Mensch aus dir schuf denn zum wurdigen Mann war und zum Schelmen der Stoff” loosly translates to “nature, alas, made only one being out of you although there was material for a good man and a rogue” and refers to Holmes’s own potential dual personality.

On another occasion in SIGN speaking of Athelney Jones Holmes says “Il n'y a pas des sots si incommodes que ceux qui ont de l'esprit!” this is a slight misquote from his Maximes by François de La Rochefoucauld and means “There are no fools so troublesome as those that have some wit.”

In VAMP Holmes expresses his incredulity by saying “we seem to have been switched on to a Grimms’ fairy tale”. This suggests that Holmes has the 1884 two volume translation of Grimm’s Household Tales by the Brothers Grimm translated by Margaret Hunt. Perhaps, then, there is a more romantic side to Holmes than he would like us to believe.

There are a few William Shakespeare quotes made by Holmes. In LADY he quotes King Henry VI, Part II, Act III, Scene 2; “Thrice is he armed who hath his quarrel just”. He twice refers to Twelfth Night; in EMPT (“journeys end in lovers’ meetings”) and REDC (“Journeys end with lovers’ meetings”). At the very least, these two plays are upon the Holmes’ shelf.

In REDH Holmes says “'L'homme c'est rien--l'oeuvre c'est tout,' as Gustave Flaubert wrote to George Sand.” This is a direct quote from his 1884 copy of Lettres de Gustave Flaubert à George Sand précédées d'une étude par Guy de Maupassant edited by G Charpentier Et Co.

When Lestrade asks Holmes if he is aware that no two thumb marks are alike in NORW, the sarcastic tone of his response that he has “heard something of the kind” is all the assurance we need that there is a copy of Finger Prints (1892) by Francis Galton on Holmes’s 1894 shelf.

In IDEN Holmes wraps up the case by remarking to Watson “'There is danger for him who taketh the tiger cub, and danger also for who so snatches a delusion from a woman.' There is as much sense in Hafiz as in Horace, and as much knowledge of the world.” He is referencing his copy of Persian Lyrics, Or, Scattered Poems, from the Diwan-i-Hafiz by the Persian poet Khwāja Shams-ud-Dīn Muḥammad Ḥāfeẓ-e Shīrāzī.

When, in FIVE, Holmes says “As Cuvier could correctly describe a whole animal by the contemplation of a single bone…” he demonstrates that he has a copy of Recherches sur les Ossemens Fossiles de Quadrupèdes by the father of paleontology: Georges Cuvier.

Once again, mocking the intelligence of the Scotland Yarders, in STUD Holmes quotes Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux’s L'Art Poetique. “Un sot trouve toujours un plus sot qui l'admire.” meaning “A fool always finds one still more foolish to admire him.”

Watson references his copy of the Odyssey by Homer when he describes the difficulty of being Holmes’s biographer in RESI; “…this Scylla and Charybdis which are forever threatening the historian…”. He is referring to having to choose between  stories which demonstrate Holmes’s powers of reasoning but are boring or stories which are exciting but feature very little of Holmes’s talents.

In CHAS Watson reveals he has a copy of The Pickwick Papers by Charles Dickens when he describes Charles Augustus Milverton as having “something of Mr. Pickwick's benevolence in his appearance, marred only by the insincerity of the fixed smile and by the hard glitter of those restless and penetrating eyes”

Watson rounds off STUD with a quote from his The Satires by Horace (more properly Quintus Horatius Flaccus). “Populus me sibilat, at mihi plaudo Ipse domi simul ac nummos contemplar in arca.” meaning “The public hisses at me, but I applaud myself in my own house, and simultaneously contemplate the money in my chest.”

In CREE, Holmes speaks of Watson as “Compound of Bee and Excelsior.” The “Excelsior” suggests that Holmes has recently been reading the poem Excelsior in his copy of The Prose Works of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1869) by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

PART TWO
The List

There follows a list of the seventy-one books I have identified as being features of 221b. They are presented in the format:
Book title, Author or Editor or Publisher, What shelf were they on, Which stories are they in

The Telephone Directory, either The Telephone Company Ltd or The Edison Telephone Company of London, Communal shelf, 3GAR
A Dictionary of the English Language, Samuel Johnson, Communal shelf, VALL
Whitaker’s Almanac 1887, J Whitaker & Sons, Communal shelf, VALL
Whitaker’s Almanac 1888, J Whitaker & Sons, Communal shelf, VALL
The Bible, God and Chums, Holmes shelf, VALL
Encylopedia Britannica, -, Holmes shelf, PRIO
The International Cyclopedia, -, Holmes shelf, FIVE
The New Newgate Calendar, Andrew Knapp and William Baldwin, Holmes shelf, 3GAR
The Newgate Calendar, Andrew Knapp and William Baldwin, Holmes shelf, 3GAR
Grammar of the dialects of vernacular Syriac: as spoken by the Eastern Syrians of Kurdistan, north-west Persia, and the Plain of Mosul: with notices of the vernacular of the Jews of Azerbaijan and of Zakhu near Mosul, Arthur John Maclean, Holmes shelf, DEVI
Eastern Pottery, Baron Adelbert Gruner, Holmes shelf, ILLU
L'Uomo Delinquente, Cesare Lombroso, Holmes shelf, GREE
The Descent of Man, Charles Darwin, Holmes shelf, STUD
Heavy Game of the Western Himalayas, Colonel Sebastian Moran, Holmes shelf, EMPT
Three Months in the Jungle, Colonel Sebastian Moran, Holmes shelf, EMPT
A True & Genuine Account of the Life and Death of the Late Jonathan Wild, Daniel Defoe, Holmes shelf, VALL
A Treatise on Prayer, Edward Bickerstaff, Holmes shelf, BOSC
A Cornish Dictionary, F. W. P. Jago, Holmes shelf, DEVI
Il Petrarca, Francesco Petrarca, Holmes shelf, BOSC
Finger Prints, Francis Galton, Holmes shelf, NORW
Maximes, François de La Rochefoucauld, Holmes shelf, SIGN
Ballads and Poems of Tragic Life, George Meredith, Holmes shelf, BOSC
Recherches sur les Ossemens Fossiles de Quadrupèdes, Georges Cuvier, Holmes shelf, FIVE
The Attis of Caius Valerius Catullus: Translated Into English Verse, with Dissertations on the Myth of Attis, on the Origin of Tree-worship, and on the Galliambic Metre, Grant Allen, Holmes shelf, EMPT
Lettres de Gustave Flaubert à George Sand précédées d'une étude par Guy de Maupassant, Gustave Flaubert, Holmes shelf, REDH
Excursions, Henry David Thoreau, Holmes shelf, NOBL
The Life and Death of the Late Jonathan Wild, the Great, Henry Fielding, Holmes shelf, VALL
The Prose Works of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Holmes shelf, CREE
La Comédie Humaine, Honoré de Balzac., Holmes shelf, IDEN
The Campaner Thal: And Other Writings, Jean Paul Friedrich Richter, Holmes shelf, STUD
Faust, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Holmes shelf, SIGN
The Holy War Made by King Shaddai Upon Diabolus, to Regain the Metropolis of the World, Or, The Losing and Taking Again of the Town of Mansoul, John Bunyan, Holmes shelf, EMPT
Crockford’s Clerical Directory, John Crockford, Holmes shelf, RETI
Persian Lyrics, Or, Scattered Poems, from the Diwan-i-Hafiz, Khwāja Shams-ud-Dīn Muḥammad Ḥāfeẓ-e Shīrāzī, Holmes shelf, IDEN
Don Juan, Lord Byron, Holmes shelf, MUSG
The Worthies of Sussex, Mark Anthony Lower, Holmes shelf, MUSG
Groombridge Place, Kent, Mrs Charles N Streatfield, Holmes shelf, VALL
L'Art Poetique, Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux, Holmes shelf, STUD
Binomial Theorem, Professor James Moriarty, Holmes shelf, FINA
The Dynamics of an Asteroid, Professor James Moriarty, Holmes shelf, VALL
British Birds in Their Haunts, Rev C. A. Johns, Holmes shelf, EMPT
Flowers of the Field, Rev Charles Alexander Johns, Holmes shelf, WIST
Out of Doors, Rev John George Wood, Holmes shelf, LION
De Jure Inter Gentes, Richard Zouch, Holmes shelf, STUD
Debrett's Peerage, Baronetage, Knightage and Companionage (illustrated with 1400 Armorial bearings), Robert H Mair, Holmes shelf, NOBL
Grimm’s Household Tales, The Brothers Grimm translated by Margaret Hunt, Holmes shelf, VAMP
The Gazetteer of the World, Thomas C Jack, Holmes shelf, SCAN SIGN
Translations From The German, Thomas Carlyle, Holmes shelf, STUD
King Henry VI, William Shakespeare, Holmes shelf, LADY
Twelfth Night, William Shakespeare, Holmes shelf, EMPT REDC
The Martyrdom of Man, William Winwood Reade, Holmes shelf, SIGN
Diary of Brigham Young, Brigham Young, Watson shelf, STUD
The Pickwick Papers, Charles Dickens, Watson shelf, CHAS
A Book for the Hammock, Clark Russell, Watson shelf, FIVE
The Frozen Pirate, Clark Russell, Watson shelf, FIVE
The Golden Hope, Clark Russell, Watson shelf, FIVE
Tales, Edgar Allen Poe, Watson shelf, STUD CARD
L'Affaire Lerouge, Émile Gaboriau, Watson shelf, STUD
Le Crime d'Orcival, Émile Gaboriau, Watson shelf, STUD
Le Dossier No. 113, Émile Gaboriau, Watson shelf, STUD
Le Petite Vieux des Batingoles, Émile Gaboriau, Watson shelf, STUD
Les Esclaves des Paris, Émile Gaboriau, Watson shelf, STUD
Monsieur Lecoq, Émile Gaboriau, Watson shelf, STUD
The Medical Directory, General Medical Council, Watson shelf, HOUN
Bradshaw’s Monthly Railway Guide, George Bradshaw, Watson shelf, COPP VALL
Scènes de la Vie de Bohème, Henri Murger, Watson shelf, STUD
Odyssey, Homer, Watson shelf, RESI
The Satires, Horace, Watson shelf, STUD
The Book of Mormon, Joseph Smith, Watson shelf, STUD
The Supplemental Nights to the Thousand Nights and a Night, Richard Francis Burton, Watson shelf, NOBL
Miscellanies, Thomas Carlyle, Watson shelf, STUD

PART THREE
Some Conclusions

Mentally, I had constructed three shelves of books. But something immediately struck me as odd about the communal shelf. Upon it were just four books. The initials of each, naturally, were in a large bold font. And when those initials were taken on their own I saw a strange thing:

D for A Dictionary of the English Language
A for Whitaker’s Almanac 1887
T for The Telephone Directory
A for Whitaker’s Almanac 1888

The books spelt out the word “Data”. This immediately brought to mind a couple of quotes from The Canon which Watson clearly wants me to consider:

“Data! data! data!” he cried impatiently. “I can’t make bricks without clay.”
“I have no data yet. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.”

The first quote is perhaps a congratulation from Watson for mining such useful information from the original text. Or perhaps it is his urging me to go on and make the bricks for which my data has provided clay. But the second quote is surely a warning not to allow myself to get carried away and twist the information to fallacious conclusions. With this in mind I turned my attention to the imaginary shelf of Watson’s books. For the most part the bold letters on the spines of the books provided nothing but typical Watsonian nonsense, but you can imagine my surprise when I spotted this in the middle of the tomes:

F for The Frozen Pirate
A for L'Affaire Lerouge
L for Le Petite Vieux des Batingoles
S for Scènes de la Vie de Bohème
E for Les Esclaves des Paris

H for A Book for the Hammock
O for Odyssey
L for Le Dossier No. 113
M for Monsieur Lecoq
E for Edgar Allen Poe's Tales
S for The Satires

Watson appears to want us to see the message “False Holmes”. What he means by this I have no idea. I next turned my attention to the Holmes shelf and again, among the gobbledegook I found a message:

T for A True & Genuine Account of... Jonathan Wild
IP for Il Petrarca

O for Out of Doors
F for Finger Prints
F for Flowers of the Field

H for The Holy War Made by King Shaddai...
E for Excursions

D for The Dynamics of an Asteroid
I for The International Cyclopedia
E for Encylopedia Britannica
D for Debrett's...

A for The Attis of Caius Valerius Catullus...
T for Translations From The German

T for Three Months in the Jungle
H for Heavy Game of the Western Himalayas
E for Eastern Pottery

F for Faust
A for L'Art Poetique
L for The Life and Death of... Jonathan Wild
L for Lettres de Gustave Flaubert...
S for Shakespeare's Twelfth Night and King Henry VI

A clear sentence appears: “Tip off: he died at the falls”.

Watson is clearly trying to tell us something in these messages, but I am unsure what. They are too vague for me to interpret so I shall simply share the messages and leave further work to better minds.

PART FOUR
Afterwords

I should confess that there are at least four other pointers in The Canon to books which would have been found at 221b and which I have failed to put a name to.

In GOLD Watson tells us he was “deep in a recent treatise upon surgery”. GOLD is set in 1894, but I have been unable to identify which recently published treatise Watson was reading.

In VALL Holmes identifies a firearm by its markings. It seems reasonable that he must have had some literature on this subject, but I have been unable to name any.

In DYIN Holmes talks of Tapanuli Fever and The Black Formosa Corruption. He has surely been researching far Eastern diseases, but I cannot find which books he used for this study.

In VALL Holmes says of Moriarty “…the professor’s salary can be ascertained in several trustworthy books of reference…” I have no idea what these books would be.

I would be indebted to anyone who could assist with these identifications.

Friday, 9 March 2018

Monthly Meeting Minutes - 9th March 2018

The Shingle of Southsea Holmesian Society
Monthly Meeting Minutes

Date of Meeting:
9th March 2018, 8pm

Location of Meeting:
The Sherloft, My House, Portsmouth, UK

Attendees:
"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller)

Apologies:
"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) apologised, but it seems there was no need as no one had noticed until he pointed it out.

The Toast:

"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) gave the following toast to the true hero of A Scandal In Bohemia:

On the Twenty-First of March
In Eighteen-Eighty-Eight
Holmes was brought some simple fare
By an unfamiliar face.

Where was Mrs Hudson?
Will we ever learn her
Reason for sending, in her place,
The unknown Mrs Turner?

Where did Mrs Turner go?
She never once returned.
Her name was never heard again
After she adjourned.

Where e'er you are, God bless you,
We praise your name and sing it.
Without you fetching in the tray
Someone else would have to bring it.

Motions:

1. "The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) once again suggested that we should try to get some more members. Once again, no one seconded the motion. The rest of the Society expressed their annoyance at this being brought up in three consecutive meetings.

Presentation:

"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) presented his attempt at a pastiche about a drunk Holmes and Watson. A pissed-iche, if you will. He attempted to apologise for it but it was pointed out that the apologies had already been and gone.

The Reigate Winos

My friend Mr. Sherlock Holmes has imperiled his health in many of our adventures. Notable are those which I have titled “A Study In Claret”, “The Adventure of the Second Stein” and of course “The Adventure of The Six Napoleon Brandy Chasers”. However, I have never been more concerned than I was by the hangover caused by his immense excursions in the spring of '87. On referring to my notes I see that it was upon the 14th of April that I received a telegram from Lyons which informed me that Holmes was lying “ill” in the Hotel Dulong. Within twenty-four hours I was in his sick-room, and was upset to find that there was nothing left to drink in the mini-bar. His iron constitution had broken down under the strain of an ‘investigation’ which had extended over two months, during which period he had never been drunk less than fifteen hours a day, and had more than once, as he assured me, kept to his task for five days at a stretch.
My old friend, Colonel Hayter, who had come under my professional care in Afghanistan, had now taken a house near Reigate in Surrey, and had frequently asked me to come down to him upon a visit. It was, then, an ideal location for Holmes to rest and recuperate. When Holmes understood that the establishment was a bachelor one, and that he would be allowed the fullest freedom, he fell in with my plans and a week after our return from Lyons we were under the Colonel's roof.
On the evening of our arrival we were sitting in the Colonel's gun-room after dinner, Holmes stretched upon the sofa, while I saw to his rehabilitation by keeping his tumbler well stocked with a brandy-based panacea. In order to instil confidence in my patient I was matching his medicinal consumption glass for glass.
Meanwhile Colonel Hayter told us of a recent theft at a neighbour’s house.
 “Old Acton, who is one of our county magnates, had his house broken into last Monday. No great damage done, but the fellows are still at large.”
“Ugh?” asked Holmes, cocking his eye at the Colonel.
“The affair is a pretty one, one of our little country crimes, which must seem too small for your attention, Mr. Holmes.”
Holmes either waved away the compliment or an imaginary fly. With his usual cat-like grace he then used the momentum of this action to arrange himself heavily on the floor beside the sofa. The Colonel continued.
“The thieves ransacked the library and got very little for their pains. The whole place was turned upside down, drawers burst open, and presses ransacked, with the result that an odd volume of Pope's Homer, two plated candlesticks, an ivory letter-weight, a small oak barometer, and a ball of twine are all that have vanished.”
“How pecrulier… culi… culier!” I exclaimed, giggling.
“Oh, the fellows evidently grabbed hold of everything they could get.”
Holmes grunted from the floor.
“I could solve that.” said he; “No fuggin’ bovver—”
But I held up a warning finger.
“Yous are “ill”. An’ soam… soam… So. Am. I.”
Holmes shrugged his shoulders with a glance of glassy-eyed resignation towards the Colonel, and the talk drifted away into a mist of belches and giggles.
It was destined, however, that all my professional caution should be wasted, for next afternoon we were at breakfast when the Colonel's butler rushed in with all his propriety shaken out of him.
“Have you heard the news, sir?” he gasped. “At the Cunningham's sir! Murder! It was William the coachman. Shot through the heart, sir, and never spoke again.”
Holmes and I winced at the painfully loud voice of the butler.
“Who shot him, then?” asked the Colonel.
“A burglar, sir. He was off like a shot and got clean away. He'd just broke in at the pantry window when William came on him and met his end in saving his master's property.”
“Evidently the same villains who broke into Acton's.” said the Colonel as the butler returned to his duties.
“And stole that very singular collection,” croaked Holmes, groggily.
“Precisely. I fancy it's some local practitioner,” said the Colonel. “In that case, of course, Acton's and Cunningham's are just the places he would go for, since they are far the largest about here.”
“And richest?”
“Well, they ought to be, but they've had a lawsuit for some years which has sucked the blood out of both of them, I fancy. Old Acton has some claim on half Cunningham's estate, and the lawyers have been at it with both hands.”
“If it's a local villain there should not be much difficulty in running him down,” said Holmes with a yawn and a slight retch.
I was concerned that Holmes was involving himself in the matter and I indicated so by quietly vomiting a little into my ‘kerchief.
“All right, Watson, I don't intend to meddle.”
“Inspector Forrester, sir,” said the butler, returning.
The official, a smart, keen-faced young fellow, stepped into the room and immediately recoiled at some malodour only he could detect. “Good-morning, Colonel,” said he; “I hope I don't intrude, but we hear that Mr. Holmes of Baker Street is here.”
The Colonel waved his hand towards my friend, and the Inspector bowed.
“We thought that perhaps you would care to step across to the Cunningham estate, Mr. Holmes. There has been a most terrible murder!”
“The fates are against you, Watson,” said he, still retching.
Both Holmes and I were in need of some sort of remedy before we could be of any use to the inspector, so while Forrester acquainted Holmes with the facts of the case I saw about fixing some medicinal strength hair-of-the-dog. Having thoroughly tested the libation before returning to my patient, I discovered Forrester had taken his leave. Holmes set about the medicine himself with gusto so as to hasten our departure for the Cunningham estate.
When we arrived, Holmes set off with the inspector’s support, while I took a rest as near to the bench on the front lawn as I could manage. An hour and half had elapsed before the Inspector returned alone.
“Mr. Holmes is crawling up and down in the field outside,” said he. “He wants us to go up to the house together.”
“T’Mishter Cun…*hic*…ham's?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Wha’ for why now?”
The Inspector shrugged his shoulders. “I don't quite know, sir. Between ourselves, I think Mr. Holmes had not quite got over his ‘illness’ yet. He's been behaving very queerly, and he is very much excited.”
“S’no bovver,” said I. “I… I… usely found tha-there’s method in his madnesh.”
“Some folks might say there was madness in his method,” muttered the Inspector. “But he's… ”
“AHAHAHAHAAAA!” I interrupted, “Madnesh in ‘is meffid! AHAHAAHA! S’smashing that!”
After I had used Forrester’s trousers and then jacket to hoist myself to an angle approaching vertical, we found Holmes careening up and down in the field, his chin sunk upon his breast, and each hand clutching its own bottle of refreshment so tightly one could make out the bones of each joint of his fingers.
“The matter grows in in in… in… terest,” said he. “Watson, it’s all proper fuggin’ mental.”
 “Any sussessss…succ… Any success?”
“Well, we seen some very inter-eshing things. First, we seen the body of the coachman. At first I thought he was just a bit tipsy, so I sat with him for a chat an’ he wassss lovely he was.” Holme’s face scrunched up as he attempted to convey just how lovely the coachman was. “He was sooooo lovely. But when I offered him some Buckfast, I noticed what his head wuz all blown off by a gun an’ that.”
At this, Holmes’s eyes sprang open with surprise and bewilderment.
“Had you doubted it, then?”
Holmes, swaying, eventually focused on whoever had said that and shrugged.
Soon, I joined him in his swaying and, as it was such a pleasant afternoon, we remained swaying in silence together for five minutes or so.
Eventually, with the Inspector between us to assist our ongoing battle with gravity, we staggered up an oak-lined avenue to the fine old Queen Anne house. The Inspector led us round to the side gate, where a constable was standing at the kitchen door.
Leaning against the door to steady himself, Holmes discovered that it was open. As he rose to his feet, he took the opportunity to disgorge the contents of his stomach. His muttered oaths were unnecessary, however, as the kitchen floor had largely been saved from soiling by the clever use of the constable’s shoes.
 “Still at it, then?” said he to Holmes. “I thought you Londoners were never at fault. You don't seem to be so very quick, after all.”
“Fug off, you fuggin’ country bumpkin’ bloody arse… bastad…” said Holmes good-humouredly.
“Why, I don't see that you have any clue at all.” said young Alec Cunningham, appearing in the doorway with his father.
The Inspector introduced us to the Cunninghams and went on to explain to them, “There may be one clue. We thought that if we could only find—Good heavens, Mr. Holmes! What is the matter?”
My poor friend's face had suddenly assumed the most dreadful expression. His eyes rolled upwards, his features writhed in agony, and with a suppressed groan he dropped on his face upon the ground. Horrified at the suddenness and severity of the attack, we carried him to a large chair. I took the head end, which was only dropped four or five times, and thus was unlikely to do any real harm. He breathed heavily for some minutes. Finally, with a shamefaced apology for his weakness, he rose once more and re-fell immediately to the floor. So appalled was I at this spectacle that I did not stop laughing for a good quarter of an hour.
“Watson’ll tell you that I have only just recovered from a real proper illness,” he tittered. “I am liable to ‘suddenervous attacks’. S’true, innit Wasson? Tell ‘em. S’true y’know.”
“Shall I send you home in my trap?” asked young Cunningham.
“Naaaah. I’m here now innit. An’ there’s one point on whish I shud like to feel sure. We can very eas’ly ver’fy it.”
“What is it?”
“Well,” he whispered conspiratorially, “it seems to me that it is jusst poss’ble that the vital evidence might be in that most impressive looking tantalus over there...”
An hour or two later I awoke from a long blink to find Holmes had disappeared. I asked Alec Cunningham if he knew where Holmes had gone.
“Wait here an instant,” he said. “The fellow is off his head, in my opinion. Come with me, father, and see where he has got to!”
They rushed out of the room, leaving me staring at the Inspector  in a desperate attempt to focus.
“'Pon my word, I am inclined to agree with Master Alec,” said the Inspector. “It may be the effect of this ‘illness’, but it seems to me that—”
His words were cut short by a sudden scream of “Help! Help! Murder!” With a thrill I recognised the voice as that of my friend. I rushed clumsily to the landing. The cries, which had sunk down into a hoarse, inarticulate screaming, came from the room which we had first visited. I wobbled in, and on into the dressing-room beyond. The two Cunninghams were bending over the prostrate figure of Sherlock Holmes, the younger clutching his bottle of brandy with both hands, while the elder seemed to be stealing his hip-flask. In an instant we were upon them, but the swaying floor tipped us over time and again until we all lay in a heap, giggling like schoolgirls. Holmes staggered to his feet, very pale and evidently greatly exhausted.
“Arrest these men, Inspector,” he gasped.
“On what charge?”
“Fug knows.”
The Inspector stared about him in bewilderment. “Oh, come now, Mr. Holmes,” said he at last, “I'm sure you don't really mean to—”
“Jeezis jus’ lookit th’ faces!” cried Holmes, guffawing.
The two men were both staring at me with outraged expressions. Indeed, they were staring at my trousers. It was then that I realised I had inadvertently voided my bladder.
“Itsh veh mush the sort of fing that I ‘spected,” said Holmes weeping with mirth. “Wasssin, I thing our quiet rest in the country s’been a success… burp, and I shall certainly return much in… n… in… invigalatred to Baker Street to-morrow.”
“What about the murdered coachman?” asked Inspector Forrester.
“Fuggit.” said Holmes, shrugging, before carefully arranging himself in a sudden heap on the floor.

"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) presented his essay about a secret message he found hidden in The Canon.

The Da Tective Code


Being a cold, miserable February day, I had tucked myself away in The Sherloft (my small Holmesian retreat at the top of the house, packed with books, trinkets and a comfortable armchair) and lapsed into a brown study. This in turn became a violet study. The predilection for Violets in the Canon has often intrigued me. There are four in total; Violet Hunter in The Copper Beeches, Violet Smith in The Solitary Cyclist, Violet de Merville in The Illustrious Client and Violet Westbury in The Bruce-Partington Plans. Before long I was wondering if this posy was intended to indicate something. Was it a sign? A sign given by four violets? A sign of four? The Sign of Four! The four Violets clearly pointed to the second of the long stories! This was enough to set my mind awhirl. I became convinced that there was something secret to be discovered in the Canon.
As a starting point, I considered the most interesting of the Violet surnames; Merville. I looked it up in The Good Old Internet. Merville, is a commune in Northern France. This immediately brought to mind Holmes's statement of his French relations in The Greek Interpreter, "...my turn that way is in my veins, and may have come with my grandmother, who was the sister of Vernet, the French artist." Holmes is referring to Horace Vernet (1789-1863); a Parisian of such an artistic bent that he elected to be born in The Louvre. Further evidence that I was on the correct track was the similarity between the names Violet and Vernet; both of which fall into the pattern of V***ET.
In 1827 Horace Vernet painted The Battle of Bouvines Won, which depicts King Philippe Auguste having defeated the English and concluding the Anglo-French War in 1214. Bouvines, it should be noted is also in Northern France. Like Merville, Bouvines is found in the Hauts-de-France region. Surely, then, this painting is of particular significance.
Even at surface level the image is reminiscent of Holmes himself; King Philippe is a tall, thin, commanding figure with a beaky nose. In front of him are a multitude of vanquished foes, laying their arms at his feet. Behind him his small band of allies. They are a rag-tag bunch of varied ages and types. One might almost describe them as "irregular". However, the Holmesian symbolism runs deeper. Behind the victorious king is a table on which he displays his treasures. Prominent among them is a crown which brings to mind the fruits of The Musgrave Ritual. To his side a bright white horse draws the eye and reminds one of the goings on at Shoscombe Old Place and Kings Pyland. Behind the horse a moor with a falcon suggests Effie Munro's first husband, the African-American lawyer. (It is to be noted that in Christian symbolism, the wild falcon represents the unconverted, materialistic soul and its sinful thoughts and deeds; I can think of no better symbol for a lawyer.) Among the vanquished foes, one stands out. He is a red-headed fellow who appears to be plotting with another man. Are these Duncan Ross and John Clay? There are several representatives of the Church behind the king who bring to mind the Vatican Cameos and the murder of Cardinal Tosca. In the foreground, a boy tries to keep two dogs under control while reminding one of Billy or Wiggins. The dogs themselves are the sort of eager tracking dogs that simply must represent Toby and Pompey.
The dogs seem to take centre stage on the painting which led me to further consider their parallels in the canon. The first I thought about was Pompey. He appears in the story of The Missing Three-Quarter. Pompey, it should be explained, is not just the name of an ancient Roman statesman, it is also a nickname for the city of Portsmouth on the English South coast. Portsmouth will be well known to serious Holmesians, as it is where the first two of The Great Detective's exploits were written up. Those stories were A Study in Scarlet and, taking us back to where we began, The Sign of Four. Furthermore, the other dog; Toby, actually appears in The Sign of Four.
Other than the glaring indication that there is some great symbolic significance hidden in The Sign of Four, I had reached an impasse. So I elected to consider the next most interesting Violetine surname; Westbury. Westbury is a town in Wiltshire in England. It is well known for The Westbury White Horse, a giant horse carved into a hillside to expose the chalk below. It is an impressive image which dates from sometime before the 18th century, although no one knows quite when it first appeared. My enthusiasm was bolstered by encountering the white horse in artwork again, for the horse in Vernet's painting is also a bright pure white.
I began to wonder if the key to The Canon's hidden revelation lay in the symbolism of a white horse. At which point my thoughts turned to the capital-lettered Revelations of the Christian doctrine. When coupled with thoughts of The Sign of Four, my attention was naturally drawn to the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The rider of the white horse is Conquest, or rather Pestilence. Could The Canon be trying to warn of some disease? Or tell us of one that has already come to pass?
Again, I was stumped. So I turned my attention to a third surname; Hunter. Naturally, my first thought was of the ancient Greek god Aristaeus because he was not only the god of hunting but also of bee-keeping. Hunting for Violet Hunter and bee-keeping for Holmes's own apiarist retirement. But then he also the god of cheese-making, animal husbandry and fruit trees. Hardly the most Holmesian of gods. I wondered if I was looking too far afield; what of the ancient Pagan gods of Britain? There we find Woden, leader of the Wild Hunt; essentially a version of the Norse Odin who is also god of the hunt (and a plethora of other things). The Wild Hunt of Woden, however, is quite another thing; a supernatural hunt composed of any number of supernatural beings hurtling along after some unknown prey. It's an omen of bad tidings in many British areas. Baskervillian scholars are probably already aware of the Devonshire version of The Wild Hunt which is often associated with Wistman's Wood and strongly resembles The Curse of the Baskervilles.
Of course, an even more obvious hunter to consider was The Canon's own Colonel Sebastian Moran; second in command to Professor James Moriarty and author of Heavy Game of the Western Himilayas. Moran was formerly of the 1st Bangalore Pioneers. One cannot think of Bangalore without thinking of Hinduism and so I was immediately led to consider Hayagriva, an avatar of Vishnu who is brilliant white and has a horse's head. Another white horse! This must be the right path, at last! (Especially when you consider that he is worshipped as a god of knowledge and wisdom. Now here is a Holmesian deity!) A quick search for temples dedicated to Hayagriva revealed that one of the nearest significant ones to Bangalore was to be found in Pondicherry. That's right, the place that gives its name to Pondicherry Lodge, home of Thaddeus Sholto in... The Sign of Four!
This secret message seems to have three main indicators, then: Violets, The Sign of Four and white horses. It is to be remembered that the Victorian age that this message comes from was full of secret meanings and ciphers and the Victorians had a whole secret language associated with flowers known as floriography. For example; red roses indicated desire, ivy suggested fidelity and, importantly for us, violets expressed modesty. Others of interest are that beech trees (as found in The Copper Beeches) indicated prosperity and that a solitary rose (mirrored by a certain Solitary Cyclist) meant love at first sight. One should also highlight that in Christian tradition white horses tend to indicate death. These, then are the indications to look for in the sacred text of The Sign of Four. Then we may be able to divine the hidden meaning Watson left for us to discover.
Finally, then, here is the best interpretation of these clues I have been able to create.
The Sign of Four is most notable for the appearance of Mary Morstan.
Watson fell in love with Mary at first sight (as per the solitary rose indicated by the Violet in The Solitary Cyclist).
However, her imminent prosperity (as per the beeches indicated by the Violet in The Copper Beeches) which would place her above his station coupled with Watson's modesty (as indicated by all the Violets) prevented him from the impropriety of proposal.
Fortunately, the plans (as indicated by the Violet in The Bruce-Partington Plans) to recover the Agra treasure by an illustrious (as indicated by the Violet in The Illustrious Client) detective failed.
All hopes of Mary becoming rich died (as indicated by all the white horses).
So Watson was able to propose to and subsequently marry Mary.
The hidden message then, is that Watson married Mary Morstan. It's not much of a revelation, I admit, but I can't be blamed for that.

Any Other Business:

It was noted that Watson found Irene Adler between a Hebrew rabbi and a deep sea fish loving staff-commander. Lucky old Irene.

It was noted that the notion of Watson as a gentleman is a myth. Witness this objectifying misogynist description from TWIS: "...nothing remained of the heap of shag which I had seen upon the previous night."

It was noted that Holmes often claims to have no interest in women but he has definite admiration for Mrs Barclay in CROO. He goes so far as to describe her having "a cute attack of brain-fever".

The next meeting was scheduled for 13th April 2018.

Here is a photo of The Shingle of Southsea enjoying their meeting:


Wednesday, 14 February 2018

Happy Valentine's Day

Roses are assurance of the goodness of Providence.
Violets are four.
While Watson needs Holmes,
Holmes needs Watson more.

Friday, 9 February 2018

Monthly Meeting Minutes - 9th February 2018

The Shingle of Southsea Holmesian Society
Monthly Meeting Minutes

Date of Meeting:
9th February 2018

Location of Meeting:
The Sherloft, My House, Portsmouth, UK

Attendees:
"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller)

Apologies:
"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) apologised to himself for being 10 minutes late. Fortunately, Paul was also late, so it didn't really matter.

The Toast:

"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) gave the following toast to Mrs Hudson, reflecting on how the rent went from being moderate enough for two batchelors of modest means in STUD to being "princely" in DYIN.

Of every indoor shooting range
Or malodorous experiment,
Mrs Hudson won't complain,
She'll simply raise her tennants' rent.

She doesn't mind the street rats
Who always come and go.
She won't complain when colonels
Shoot through her window.

For Hudson is a pragmatist
With patience Heaven sent.
She'll never ever raise the roof,
She'll only raise the rent.

So drink to the landlady!
Drink your drinky fill!
Hudson here will pour the drinks
(And then present the bill).

Unfortunately, at the end of the toast, Paul remembered he can't drink anymore because it doesn't mix with his medication, so he had to go downstairs and swap his port for some weak blackcurrant cordial. By which time, the moment had passed.

Motions:

1. "The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) once again suggested that we should try to get some more members. Once again, no one seconded the motion.

2. "The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) suggested that we should recite 221b by Vincent Starrett at each meeting of The Shingle of Southsea. It seems that Steven Rothman questioned the validity of The Shingle for not already doing this.
However, no one seconded the motion.

3. "The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) suggested an annual awards ceremony for the society. He seconded it himself and the motion was passed unanimously. "The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) offered to personally put up a five quid prize fund as long as he could be on the panel of judges. All agreed. Details to be confirmed at a later date.

Presentations:

"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) told us that he'd been 'round Rudyard Kipling's place the other day and happened to find the original version of his poem "If..." which he presented to the society.

If... (Original Version)
by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your hat when all about you
  Are losing theirs and dropping their goose;
If you can trust yourself when policemen doubt you,
  But make pithy remarks for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
  Or, lying about, use the press to spread useful lies,
Or being hated catch those haters,
  Who shoot your bust between the eyes;

If you can theorize — but not before one has data;
  If you can see — but make observing your aim,
If you can meet with Besting and Being Beaten
  And call the latter "The Woman" instead of her name:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
  Used to gain credit by Scotland Yard fools,
Or watch the Napoleons you hunted for, broken,
  And stoop to pluck from them long lost jewels;

If you can make one heap of all your cushions
  And sit on them with long legs crossed,
And smoke an ounce of shag tobacco,
  And solve crimes despite the sleep you lost:
If you can force your heart and base emotions
  To submit until they're all but gone,
And so preserve a calm and balanced mind
  Except when Evans shoots Watson,

If you can use street urchins to fight for virtue,
  Or work with Kings — and give their purse a touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
 'Cause you test alkaloids on them too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
  With your own seven-per-cent nostrum,
Yours is the Earth and the Sun that goes 'round it,
  And which is more: you'll be a Consulting Detective, my son!

"The Entire Canon" (Paul Thomas Miller) presented the following workplace first aid poster he made based on the ministrations of Dr John H Watson observed in the Canon.

(it is overly big. sorry.)


Any Other Business:

It was noted that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, isn't as much fun.

It was noted that when Holmes stated in The Adventure of the Five Orange Pips that he had "been beaten four times - three times by men, and once by a woman." this was a clear statement reflecting his forward thinking about sexual-fluidity and an admission that he found sexual excitement in submissive behaviour. It was also noted that at the age of 33-35 (depending on which chronology you subscribe to) it was a shame that Holmes had only ever permitted himself such release four times.

The next meeting was scheduled for 9th March 2018 at 8pm.

Here is a photograph of The Shingle of Southsea enjoying their meeting: